dontyouknowiloveyou:

*crashes into your house* *gorilla runs towards you* *stops momentarily to gently pet your dog* *resumes gorilla running* *plows into you* *slaps you in the face*  LEOPOLD FITZ IS CANONICALLY IN LOVE WITH JEMMA SIMMONS PASS IT ON  

  • Me: angry bird noises
  • Mom: is this about a tv show?
  • Me: continues angry bird noises
  • 24 hours after watching cap 2: HO H WHA T THE FUCK IM WITH YOU TILL THE END OF TH ELINE WHAT NO DON'T DO THIS T O ME
  • 48 hours after watching cap 2: lmao bucky hates milk so much
  • 1 week after watching cap 2: hail hydra

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a collection of Chris Evans’s laughter to make you laugh in less than 5 seconds!

teamcoulson:

"Simmons" // "The TARDIS"

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via nathanielfick)

tinychatter:

celesensational:

tinychatter:

imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team

Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.

id rather get the hair and makeup team

emilianadarling:

Avengers fandom is like this thing that stays quiet and placid for ages but can explode at any time and completely wipe out the rest of tumblr in one fell swoop.

You guys, we’re not a fandom: we’re a time bomb

not-safe-for-earth:

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I proudly understood that reference